Six Types Somali Women

1) MARYAN MUDUG!
>-she's very religious
>-listens to bbc somali
>-she only knows how to read and write somali
>-very tribal
>-shes know everybody and their tribe
>-wears Big jilbaab
>-for her, there is northing called Date' if you want
>her, come to her dad's home officially
> CAUTION GUYS
>shes one of those girl that most N American somalis men marry when they
go back home....apparently untill they realizes that the poor girl can't
differentiate between a Piriton and an Aspirin


>(2) SAHARA WAWEENKA
>-she's over 30 and still single
>-economically, she's all good
>-she drives a RAV4 or a Pathfinder
>-she's suspicious of all men
> CAUTION GUYS!
>She has seen every men and their tricks...so be
>careful with her....dont be the idiot who tried to
>talk to her with some tired lines. be creative


>(3) YASMIN RAGEDHI
>-you will probably spot her wearing jeans
>-she hangs out around starbucks or you will spot her checkin for shoes
she never buys at Filenes or JC peney -she subscriber's to the COSMO,
PEOPLE or VOGUE
>-she knows tom cruise middle name
>-first time you meet her she gives you some concocted name like Rasina,
Intisar, Tahani, or even Ishawaq untill you realize shes called Faduma
-She just finishe reading dennis LEhane's 'Mystic
>River' she's currently reading steven levitts
>'Freakonomics'
> CAUTION GUYS!
> The problem with this kind of girls is not that can i
>date her, the problem should be can i maintain her?.
>you can take her out to restaurant and you order the gud ol coke and
fries and their she goes ordering Veggie Lasagna with Jamocha Shake and
topings. next day your wallet will be hospitalized for severe
bankruptcy...iam not joking guys


>(4) AYAN ABAYOO>-she probably finished high school
>-she acts hard-to-get even if she's dieing for you
>-she lives with her mum
>-she listenes to Jubba and samatar
>-she hangs around with her friends which makes hard for boys to approach
her -She says no to first dates (as if first dates should be turned down
from the men)
> CAUTION GUYS!
> it's not easy to have s*x with this girl...the only way is if you tell
>her you love her very much. she will trust you until she got you
>cheating...she will never forgive you in her life!


>(5) ZAMZAM BASHAL.COM
>-every teenage boy knows her
>-you will spot her in every weeding videos and parties
>-if there's rumor that tonight party is cancelled, the whole town calls
her to confirm the lie -easy to hock-up...probably you bed her or
someone you know
> CAUTION GUYS!
> shes falling in love with more men than she care to drop...that's why
>she's getting played...easy on her thought she's got a clean heart.


>(6) XAWOO TOMBOY
>-she is always in the middle of the Boys
>-she watches soccer
>-she know Ronaldos first name
>-like a true boy, she changes the lighting bulb at Home
>-she's the one who answers the door bell every time it rings,
>-probably this girl is a virgin
>CAUTION GUYS!
> She's more of a boy than a girl


LOOOOL Do you know any of these women ?